"Quotes"

By The Legendary JZ

NOT GUILTY

DID YOU SHOWER TODAY?

Do you ever wonder what life in South Africa would be like if JZ was still running the show? How do you think this oak would have dealt with the COVID-19 Pandemic? Perhaps this.


“A shower would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.”

Breaking news! A shower WOULD help. No fake news allowed. See how Google is fighting back.

Derek Watts

Derek Watt?


Derek Watts, the presenter of the show that reminds you that the weekend is over. Derek found us while looking for superior hosting for his new autobiography called "How to Be taken Seriously When Sporting a Mullet". We asked him his thoughts, however, he went one step further and offered to do a free investigation to find out what old JZ's right-hand men were up to these days. His findings were so unbelievable that we decided that, unless they buy us out first, we would dedicate a full article on what he reported back to us. However, here are some breathtaking undercover images he provided. They are graphic, so please view them with caution.

Ajay Gupta

Ajay Gupta

Atul Gupta

Atul Gupta

Rajesh Gupta

Rajesh Gupta

“The Constitution is only there to regulate matters.”

Bra Jacob Zuma Hosts With Nexthost

Neil deGrasse Tyson had something to say...


So, in case you didn't know, Neil, unlike the above-mentioned gentlemen, is what we like to call a "sharp tool" here at Nexthost. He is an "astrophysicist, planetary" something or other... Oh and, he helped us beat Google,  so we have to "listen"... He mentioned that there is a law that says you cannot go faster than the speed of light.


Ok, Tyson

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